EDIT: BIO ADDED

Name: Xenugia Galana Cthulu

Age: 16 years old

Height: 5' 4"

Race: Alien - Alien or Extraterrestrial life is defined as life which does not originate from planet Earth. Hypotheses regarding the origins of extraterrestrial life are as follows: one proposes that it may have emerged, independently, from different places in the universe. An alternative hypothesis is panspermia, which holds that life emerges from one location, then spreads between habitable planets. These two hypotheses are not mutually exclusive. Speculated forms of extraterrestrial life range from life at the scale of bacteria to sentient beings.

Nationality: hell if I know shes a goddamned alien

Grade: 10th grade

Relatives: Ms. Cthulu (alien, math teacher, mother) Uguando Cthulu (alien, older brother)

Style: R-Cs' convuluted view of "fashionable"

Orientation: Heterosexual

Significant body markings: none of importance

Favorite Class: Physics

Favorite Teacher(s): Ms. Cthulu (alien, math teacher, mother,) Mr. Peters (nutcracker, dance teacher,) Mr. X-2I300 (Grey Goo, computer applications)

Club(s): WWHS Dance Team

Crush/Steady: claims to be using the Calamar brothers as "relationship research" (ohohoho foreshadowing is wonderful)

Soundtrack:
Strangers Like Me by Phil Collins

All You Wanted by Michelle Branch

Info: A resident alien of Wormwood (HAR SEE WUT I DID THAR,) Xenugia Galana Cthulu, "Xenu" for short, is what one might call, an oddball. Transferring in her freshman year, Xenu hasn't been able to properly integrate herself, leaving her floundering somewhere in the lower half of the high school social hierarchy for being "that quiet freak with the feelers."

Like so many of Team Fierce, Xenu is afflicted with the "First Impression" disease, making people who don't know her assume she's anti-social, or even some kind of stalker. Her habit of scrutinizing and observing people seems to lend well to the assumption that she's a freak. But in reality, Xenu is studying. Unlike her mother, who wishes to take over the Earth, and her older brother, who wants to profit from it's people, Xenu only wants to be accepted, and therefore studies her peers in order to find the niche into which she fits in.

Upon transferring, Xenus' first act of assimilation was to learn the language, so she got herself a peer mentor. One with whom she could not only learn from, but observe proper relationship techniques. This required a tutor with a rather wide array of close acquaintances, as well as one who always seemed to be in pursuit of more. Lucky for her, Xenu was assigned to learn english from a one Sheldon Calamar, better known as Machado. Surely someone as social as this strange wiggly earth-creature could teach Xenu something about making connections, and truth be told, he kind of did.

Xenus' second act of assimilation was to get involved in her new schools' extra-curricular activities. Through her peer mentor, Xenu made contact with a one Jeanette Tehrani-Anderson (who didn't seem to like her peer mentor very much,) who at the time, happened to be captain of something called the "dance team." Intrigued, Xenu observed the dance team for a short while, likening it to a ritual on her home planet done to bring in the harvest of chayote (which is some ridiculous squishy-faced fruit. Google it, it's real.) Familiar with the ritual, Xenu decided to try out for the dance team. Fluid and dramatic, Xenu had a rather...interesting dance style, one that definitely got her noticed. In fact, not only did it get her noticed, it landed her a spot on the dance team, as well as Jeans' personal squad, Wish3s. Xenu was on her way!

Act three: FASHION. For a while, Xenu had little to no idea of earth fashion. She knew the bare modicum, that being that people should wear clothes. So, in her first few months on earth, Xenu just wore what she could find, most of which was hideously shapeless and unflattering. Noticing that the stares she got were typically associated with lepers and criminals, Xenu learned that she must be doing something wrong, and begand observing what she had heard others call "the popular girls." Familiar with the saying "The clothes make the man." (although its clear that man must make the clothes first, that she kind of doesn't understand,) Xenu observed these popular girls, hoping that by emulating their style of dress, that she might ascend the ranks. Xenu immersed herslef in fashion, reading magazines and writing scrupulous notes in her personal wrist notebook, which luckily for her, also made a rather tasteful and unique accessory. Soon eough, some of the more socially-adjusted girls were coming up and complimenting her on her smart fashion choices, telling her she "might be able to get a boyfriend after all."

Thus, step four: Earth relationships. Truth be told, Xenu had NO IDEA how to engage another person in a relationship, let alone want to pursue one openly. She'd always been under the impression that the male of the species made the first move, or at least that was how it was done on earth. And apart from her peer mentor, Xenu hadn't been approached by any earth males. With the possible exception of wiggly earth-mentors' younger male sibling, Simmon Calamar. Xenu makes it a point to note how Simmons' actions change when it's clear to him that she's present. So far she got that he "disengages his vocal mechanisms, and appears to immobilize himself. Of particular note, his companion, Mizushima Kaito, appears to take great pleasure in Simmons' odd actions or lack-thereof." Being the two earth-males she comes in contact with the most, Xenu observes them to learn of earth courtship.

Archim'exy, Xenus' faithful squishound, is her affectionate, adorable, squishy and gelatinous pet, analogous to earth dogs. At the same time, Archim'Exy is ALSO analogous to earth cars, because he is able to transform into an intergalactic space vehicle, capable of seating eight. Xenu can't drive him without possible repercussions, because she can't seem to find a vehicle registration that also acts as a pet license.




SURPRISE BITCHES!

So apparently *Tyshea let me adopt Xenu, but neglected to tell me until a few hours ago OTZ but it's ok, I STILL LOVE YOU TY <3


Also Xenu is a goddamned cutie, wth.



_{Xenu (c) *Tyshea, adopted and elaborated by ~Casual-Redemption}